Astral Authority to Record Dreams
2nd August 2005 a.v.
“…allegory, allusion, metaphor and symbolism: the tools known to be used by fundamentalist ‘dreamers’ in their attempts to usurp the rule of law and silly government…”
Health Warning No. 1365
22nd April 2005 a.v.
“Following a study published earlier this week by the A∴A∴ Research Group on Health (AARGH), prominent occult health experts are again repeating their earlier warnings to all teenagers of the dangers of indulging in illegal Oath-taking…”
Witches Really Are Evil
25th December 2004 a.v.
“In a sensational move, the Pagan Federation today announced that witches really are evil, and are planning the doom of Christianity…”
Crowley Reincarnates in Trenton, N.J.
21st December 2004 a.v.
“This week, after a series of dramatic revelations which shook the world of Thelema to its core, every Thelemite accepted that Peter van der List, a resident of Trenton, New Jersey, is in fact the reincarnation of the Prophet of the New Æon…”
O.T.O. Groups Announce Worldwide Reunification
16th December 2004 a.v.
“At a conference held for the 100th anniversary year of the reception of The Book of the Law, candidates representing the rival factions of O.T.O. (U.S. – Switzerland – Brazil – U.K.) today announced a consensus agreement to implement a 12-step reunification plan…”
