http://www.themagickalreview.org/occult-newswire/ Serving the occult community with the latest stories from around the globe, hosted by The Magickal Review. Copyright 2004-2005 The Magickal Review. All rights reserved. 1440 en-gb http://www.themagickalreview.org/occult-newswire/story05.php Fri, 02 Jul 2005 13:30:00 GMT London (Petronius).  Following a study published earlier this week by the A∴A∴ Research Group on Health (AARGH), prominent occult health experts are again repeating their earlier warnings to all teenagers of the dangers of indulging in illegal Oath-taking.  The AARGH report included a survey which showed that 36.9% of those in the 18–25 age group had felt pressured by their peers to participate in covert “shooting up” of A∴A∴ Grades, often whilst drunk and in order to show off to their friends…]]> http://www.themagickalreview.org/occult-newswire/story04.php Fri, 22 Apr 2005 02:30:00 GMT London (Petronius).  In a sensational move, the Pagan Federation today announced that witches really are evil, and are planning the doom of Christianity.  “The tree-hugging and flowers in our hair was just a ruse,” cackled newly-appointed Hag-in-Chief Hilda Higgenbottom, before setting out her “final solution” to permanently rid the world of Christians…]]> http://www.themagickalreview.org/occult-newswire/story03.php Thu, 25 Dec 2004 04:48:34 GMT New York (Valerius).  This week, after a series of dramatic revelations which shook the world of Thelema to its core, every Thelemite accepted that Peter van der List, a resident of Trenton, New Jersey, is in fact the reincarnation of the Prophet of the New Æon.  Mr. van der List’s gematric proof of his claim was completely incontrovertible.  Everyone agrees that it is marked by the most sublime simplicity, and carries immediate conviction…]]> http://www.themagickalreview.org/occult-newswire/story02.php Tue, 21 Dec 2004 03:48:35 GMT London (Petronius).  At a conference held for the 100^th anniversary year of the reception of The Book of the Law, candidates representing the rival factions of O.T.O. (U.S. – Switzerland – Brazil – U.K.) today announced a consensus agreement to implement a 12-step reunification plan.  The plan is designed to enable the various groups to unite into a single company, which would be floated on the stock-market in 2007…]]> http://www.themagickalreview.org/occult-newswire/story01.php Mon, 16 Dec 2004 03:48:35 GMT